Blow up Doll

by Anni Piper

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Uncrustables 04:00
When you finally wake up first thing that you do Is kiss the AR-15 laying in bed next to you Tell me to get your breakfast, holler at me fix your lunch But when it comes to dinner baby there’s just one thing you’ll munch Uncrustables so goddamn lazy, lucky for me more lazy than crazy Every time I go out, I try to leave my home You tell me that it’s not safe out there and you won’t let me leave alone I never get no freedom you follow me all day Making sure that no PB baby is getting into my J Uncrustables so goddamn lazy, lucky for me more lazy than crazy
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Big Bengal 02:45
Iʼm gonna sing a little ditty My boyfriend didnʼt want a kitty Not a big Bengal, not a big Bengal Heʼs so pretty that kitty from Forest Grove city my big Bengal Heʼs leopard print, to keep himʼs pricey My man just wonʼt treat him nicely Not my big Bengal, not my big Bengal Heʼs so pretty that kitty from Forest Grove city my big Bengal My man has whiskers, big and bushy Ditching him to keep my pussy Yes my big Bengal, yes my big Bengal He's the pretties kittiest furriest purriest smooshiest wushiest plushiest wushiest big Bengal that's all
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Blow up Doll 03:39
You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll Come on and throw me round the bedroom like I’m not even there at all Boy you wish I was squeaky want me filled with air If I’m coming or I’m going then you just don’t even care You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll Come and throw me round the bedroom like I’m not even there at all You’re supposed to treat me like the woman of your dreams Don’t you jackhammer me till I’m bursting at the seams You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll Come on and throw me round the bedroom like I’m not even there at all Oh don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t you make me feel
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You kept it well hid I never suspected You swore you’d stay true to me now you stand corrected Two’s company and three’s a crowd The perfect pair how we loved how we lusted Now my heart is lying broken up and busted Two’s company and three’s a crowd Made me your fool there ain’t no use in talking All I got to say now hit that cold ground walking Two’s company and three’s a crowd
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Contagious 05:06
I present as healthy but test me and you’ll find There’s sickness leaking from my heart right up into my mind Every cell I’ll infect in stages No don’t you come around me boy, can’t you tell I’m contagious The shrink says it’s depression but I know this is the blues Results are often fatal when you get the two confused So stay away before your fever rages No don’t you come around me boy can’t you tell I’m contagious I wouldn’t wish you sorrow or any kind of strife You’d do best to hurry on now and get out of my life Can’t you see there’s no turning back these pages No don’t you come around me boy can’t you tell I’m contagious
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I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave I’m gonna mix and mingle dating 24 guys named Dave I’m fine fun and fickle so many needs that should be met I’m fine fun and fickle so many needs that should be met I’m only dating Dave so that his name I can’t ever forget There’s Dave the vet he’s for my furred and feathered Dave the blues drummer for his rhythm method Dave the banker’s my financier but Dave the attorney makes the cops go away Dave the stripper’s going to drive me wild Dave the milkman will father my child Dave the journalist listens to me speak divide by 3 and you get 8 Daves a week I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave I’m gonna mix and mingle dating 24 guys named Dave There’s Dave the mechanic cuz they’re hard to find Dave the shrink cuz I’m out of my find Dave the sailor has an even keel Dave the firefighter you should hear him squeal Dave the systems analyst don’t understand why Dave the chef for his big old deep fry Dave the weightlifter has mighty power I want a different Dave each and every hour I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave I’m gonna mix and mingle dating 24 guys named Dave

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2019 International Songwriting Competition semi-finalist for the song 'Blow Up Doll'.I wanted this album to be comprised of songs a band could learn in 30 seconds or less! Many of these originals were written and revised by visiting the various blues jams in Portland, hanging out with my friends. I wanted a natural, not over produced or processed sound and this is a very real example of what you might hear at a live show. Featuring among other fine musicians Blues Blast Award winner and BMA nominee Ben Rice

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released April 18, 2020

Featuring Ben Rice, AC Porter, Jimi Bott, Melanie Owen and Joseph Barton (The Groovetramps), Dave Melyan, Steve Kerin, Bob Shoemaker, Troy Johnson, Jeff Abbott, Jeff Hudis

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Anni Piper Portland, Oregon

She's the First Lady of the Blues! The Australian born sultry singer is also a solid bassist and insightful composer. Piper won an Australian Blues Music Award for her 2005 debut album. She was soon signed to boutique label Blues Leaf Records USA. The title track from 'Blow Up Doll' (April 2020 release) is a semi-finalist in the prestigious 2019 International Songwriting Competition. ... more

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