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Uncrustables
04:00
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When you finally wake up first thing that you do
Is kiss the AR-15 laying in bed next to you
Tell me to get your breakfast, holler at me fix your lunch
But when it comes to dinner baby there’s just one thing you’ll munch
Uncrustables so goddamn lazy, lucky for me more lazy than crazy
Every time I go out, I try to leave my home
You tell me that it’s not safe out there and you won’t let me leave alone
I never get no freedom you follow me all day
Making sure that no PB baby is getting into my J
Uncrustables so goddamn lazy, lucky for me more lazy than crazy
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2. |
Get Right Church
04:21
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Big Bengal
02:45
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Iʼm gonna sing a little ditty
My boyfriend didnʼt want a
kitty
Not a big Bengal, not a big
Bengal
Heʼs so pretty that kitty from
Forest Grove city my big
Bengal
Heʼs leopard print, to keep
himʼs pricey
My man just wonʼt treat him
nicely
Not my big Bengal, not my
big Bengal
Heʼs so pretty that kitty from
Forest Grove city my big
Bengal
My man has whiskers, big
and bushy
Ditching him to keep my pussy
Yes my big Bengal, yes my big Bengal
He's the pretties kittiest furriest purriest smooshiest wushiest plushiest wushiest big Bengal that's all
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Pink Cadillac
07:19
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Blow up Doll
03:39
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You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll
You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll
Come on and throw me round the bedroom like I’m not even there at all
Boy you wish I was squeaky want me filled with air
If I’m coming or I’m going then you just don’t even care
You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll
Come and throw me round the bedroom like I’m not even there at all
You’re supposed to treat me like the woman of your dreams
Don’t you jackhammer me till I’m bursting at the seams
You make me feel like I’m a blow up doll
Come on and throw me round the bedroom like I’m not even there at all
Oh don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t you make me feel
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Two's Company
04:17
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You kept it well hid I never suspected
You swore you’d stay true to me now you stand corrected
Two’s company and three’s a crowd
The perfect pair how we loved how we lusted
Now my heart is lying broken up and busted
Two’s company and three’s a crowd
Made me your fool there ain’t no use in talking
All I got to say now hit that cold ground walking
Two’s company and three’s a crowd
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Cake Walk Into Town
02:52
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Built For Comfort
03:13
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Contagious
05:06
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I present as healthy but test me and you’ll find
There’s sickness leaking from my heart right up into my mind
Every cell I’ll infect in stages
No don’t you come around me boy, can’t you tell I’m contagious
The shrink says it’s depression but I know this is the blues
Results are often fatal when you get the two confused
So stay away before your fever rages
No don’t you come around me boy can’t you tell I’m contagious
I wouldn’t wish you sorrow or any kind of strife
You’d do best to hurry on now and get out of my life
Can’t you see there’s no turning back these pages
No don’t you come around me boy can’t you tell I’m contagious
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Sailin' Shoes
04:44
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24 Guys Named Dave
02:59
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I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave
I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave
I’m gonna mix and mingle dating 24 guys named Dave
I’m fine fun and fickle so many needs that should be met
I’m fine fun and fickle so many needs that should be met
I’m only dating Dave so that his name I can’t ever forget
There’s Dave the vet he’s for my furred and feathered
Dave the blues drummer for his rhythm method
Dave the banker’s my financier but Dave the attorney makes the cops go away
Dave the stripper’s going to drive me wild
Dave the milkman will father my child
Dave the journalist listens to me speak divide by 3 and you get 8 Daves a week
I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave
I’m gonna mix and mingle dating 24 guys named Dave
There’s Dave the mechanic cuz they’re hard to find
Dave the shrink cuz I’m out of my find
Dave the sailor has an even keel
Dave the firefighter you should hear him squeal
Dave the systems analyst don’t understand why
Dave the chef for his big old deep fry
Dave the weightlifter has mighty power
I want a different Dave each and every hour
I’m hardly ever single I’m uncertain how to behave
I’m gonna mix and mingle dating 24 guys named Dave
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Anni Piper Portland, Oregon
She's the First Lady of the Blues! The Australian born sultry singer is also a solid bassist and insightful composer. Piper won an Australian Blues Music Award for her 2005 debut album. She was soon signed to boutique label Blues Leaf Records USA. The title track from 'Blow Up Doll' (April 2020 release) is a semi-finalist in the prestigious 2019 International Songwriting Competition. ... more
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